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【RHG】Crazy, Crazy Fans!

This is a short fan fic (or slice of life? :D) to welcome  @Hyun to LOFTER!!! Thank you sooooo much for everything you've brought us, and I just wanna express how excited we are to see you!


Sorry I know nothing about drawing, but hopefully you will enjoy this little scene I imagined between you and your friends!


(P.S. Forgive me for any typo and grammar mistakes lol)









"So, how do you like China?" Yoyo sipped at the glass and smiled,asking.

 

"Not bad. I didn't expect to have this many fans here." Jomm repliedwith an astounding face, while a fan-girl's face quickly slipped pass the window and sticked her nose tightly to the glass. 

 

"It's YOYO and JOMM!" She screamed, with a volume so loud that even the two Dojo buddies sitting behind the soundproof glass can hear it.

 

"Kinda scary, dontcha think?" Yoyo pulled out his weapon, and started playing with it up and down randomly, "I mean, we've been fighting all right, but how was it appealing to young girls?"

 

"Such question even an elder like me cannot answer." FLLFFL replied with calm, took a sip from his beer, and started enjoying the gathering horde outside.

 

"Hey FLLFFL!" Yoyo gave him a high five, shouting vividly, "When did you drop in?"

 

"I just went pass the doors. You should've heard how these girls screamed."

 

"Yeah, I can imagine. They've already done the same to me." Jomm said, while Yoyo was nodding with compassion beside him.

 

"I believe under this circumstance, it is impossible for Chuck to find aparking lot?"

 

"Poor boy. Still struggling." FLLFFL chuckled happily.

 

"Two hours." Yoyo looked at the clock hanging up on the wall, "Don't they have any other things to do?"

 

"Judging by the look on their faces?" Jomm shook his head, "No, I don't think so."

 

"Oh my SWEET JESUS!" Chuck broke in with a deafening howl, "Have you guys checked outside? It was…" He then noticed the disastrous scene outside that poor window, which was already crawled with thousands of distorted faces, "…Nevermind."

 

"Yeah, we all saw that, Chuck." Yoyo was trying his best to hold the grin.

 

"Great! Now how are we going to get back to our hotels?" Chuck asked.

 

Yoyo pulled his phone out, lips spreading in a sly smile, "I guess we'll just have to call the 'emergency assistance'."

 

"What emergency assistance?" Chuck gave him a confusing face.

 

"I have a feeling he's definitely onto something." FLLFFL said.

 

Ten minutes later.

 

Except Yoyo, everyone looked directly into the sky with awe. A huge helicopter occurred suddenly from nowhere, with a sign printed on it so familiar that no one can ignore.

 

Nemesis, of course, FLLFFL sighed in silence.

 

"Yo Jade!" Chuck yelled to the pink-haired female standing on the edge of the helicopter, "How did you guys end up here?"

 

"We were on a vacation!" Jade replied with yelling also.

 

"Yeah, our boss just thought it's cheaper to do business and holiday trip at the same time!" Benjamin reached out his head from one of the opening doorways, shouting.

 

"Shut your mouth and go back to driving!" Jade replied with a fiercely scream, "Are you guys coming or not?!"

 

"Coming, coming! Gosh, you are surely someone hard to please."

 

"Yoyo, get off my helicopter."

 

"I'm deeply, truly sorry, Ma'am."

 

"YOYO!!! CHUCK!!! JOMM!!! FLLFFL!!! WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!"

 

I won't be surprised at all if we all end up deafened in the upcoming future. Jomm thought, as he was climbing the rope ladder with thousands of girls screaming from behind.

 

"A good memory and experience, am I not right?" FLLFFL followed his footstep, asking with a jolly smile.

 

You are the only one who thinks that.

 

Everyone on the helicopter thought simultaneously. 

 

 

 


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